A Warning For All My Homey’s Who Bought a Mega-Millions Ticket Today…

This press release arrived yesterday:


Dear Reporter / Producer,

I am the Founder & CEO of SeekingArrangement.com, the largest Sugar Daddy dating website that have been featured on the likes of Dr. Phil, 20/20, and the New York Times.

I am writing to you today because I am releasing a statistical study about Sugar Daddies in America based on 5 years worth of data collected on my website.  The study highlights some very interesting facts and observations about the habits of wealthy men in your specific metropolitan area.  (Note:  a PDF copy of the study has been attached with this email.)

Most relevant to you is the fact that the Boston Metropolitan area is Number 2 on the list of cities with the most Sugar Daddies per capita, and also Number 17 on the list of cities with the most generous Sugar Daddies.

In the Boston Metropolitan area, approximately 2.47 out of every 1000 adult men are Sugar Daddies.  A typical Boston sugar daddy has an average income of $254,823, is worth about $4.8 million, and spends approximately $4,111 a month on his sugar addiction.   Approximately 47.8% of them are married (one of the highest percentage of philanderers in the country). read more

A Touchy Subject

Men are notoriously sensitive about their hair. According to some sources, even moreso than about penis size.

A few years ago, a big socialite in Boston swept past me at a party and said, “I’m not sure I like your hair that way.” I replied, “I’m not sure I give a shit.”

My hair has always been an embarrassment. Here’s a picture of me as an infant:

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Who Wore It Best, Diamond Edition

I’ve always liked the feature in Us magazine: Who Wore it Best? The only problem: They never include me. So I’ve created my own egomaniacal version.

This installment involves the diamond bracelets my friend drunkenly put on my wrist at lunch one day and forgot to take back. Her father had given a matching pair to her and her sister. A while later, I noticed them lying on a tray in my house. I was going to a party that night that both sisters would be at, so I brought  them and snapped this photo before returning them. Please vote on Who Wore it Best.

It’s vitally important.

To me.

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