Occasionally, a press release comes over the transom that I just feel obliged to share with the world. Here’s today’s gem, which arrived with the subject line “The Gift That Keeps On Giving”:
Hi Jonathan,
It’s the gift that keeps on giving! Get yourself the “white elephant” gift your friends, co-workers and family will be talking about for weeks to come. It’s the one-of-a-kind, original Doggie Doo Game (www.doggiedoogame.com).
Just like the name says, this game is all about getting the pooch to poo. You feed the doggie and then take turns “walking” him with shovel in hand. Scoop up three #2s and you’ll be number one! It is funny and entertaining for “kids” of all ages (sound effects included!) Get your Doggie Doo Game today- the only game where scooping $#*@ makes you a winner! For more information, photos, a sample or an interview with the man behind Doggie Doo, contact XXXXXXXX. Check out the Doggie Doo Game in action at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cyxN3NF4LT8
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One more thing to add to your Xmas list!