Erin Burnett

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Because We Need A Little Christmas…Even Though it Isn’t Even Thanksgiving Yet.

Tuesday, Nov. 15th, 2011

Dear Santa,

I know it’s been awhile, but I’m writing from Occupy Boston because things are a little tense here tonight, after Mayor Bloomberg (a.k.a. 1% human/99% a-hole!) shut down Zuccotti Park. He grew up in Medford, for Christ’s sake! You’d think he’d have some compassion for the little guy. But there’s obviously something wrong with him; he’s a Yankees fan. Anyway, we’re all hoping that doesn’t happen here, and the police are still chill, but everyone’s a little on-edge, and since you came up in conversation tonight, I figured I’d write.

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Must Be REALLY Poopular in Paris!

Occasionally, a press release comes over the transom that I just feel obliged to share with the world. Here’s today’s gem, which arrived with the subject line “The Gift That Keeps On Giving”:

Hi Jonathan,

It’s the gift that keeps on giving!  Get yourself the “white elephant” gift your friends, co-workers and family will be talking about for weeks to come.  It’s the one-of-a-kind, original Doggie Doo Game (
Just like the name says, this game is all about getting the pooch to poo.  You feed the doggie and then take turns “walking” him with shovel in hand.  Scoop up three #2s and you’ll be number one! It is funny and entertaining for “kids” of all ages (sound effects included!)  Get your Doggie Doo Game today- the only game where scooping $#*@ makes you a winner! For more information, photos, a sample or an interview with the man behind Doggie Doo, contact XXXXXXXX.  Check out the Doggie Doo Game in action at

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One more thing to add to your Xmas list!